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“Never mess with a techy turtle” -Donatello
“She called me Mikey!” from the first film. Not so much what Mikey says but how he says it. Makes me laugh everytime.
“good thing these guys aren’t lumberjacks”—Donnie “no joke! the only thing safe in the woods, would be the trees!”—-Mikey
Raphael You guys must be studying the *abridged* book of Ninja fighting.
Raphael: I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me?
Raphael: Good answer. Good answer!
“Ninja, vanish! – Tatsu”
“Sir? Sir. Sir. Did you turn the computer on? Have you plugged it in? Yeah, that would help. No, I’m not playing hard to get. I’m telling you, sir, it’s not that kind of phone line. I’m not your enemy. I’m just Donnie, your friendly IT tech support here to help you 24-hours a day, sir. Yeah, I’m sorry. Ma’am!” – Don form 2007 film!
Leonardo and Michelangelo: Nah
All three: Yeah!!
Michelangelo: Wise men say, ‘forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza’!
”Yeaaahhh we’ll find you. Okay that came out suuupper creepy, But we will find you though.” TMNT 2014
“Wise man says forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza” -mikey
“Wise men say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza” tmnt 1990
“Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”- Mikey
“All the good ones end in O”haha hahha *(Mikey) 1991 the secret of the ooze
No, wait, I’ve got a better one. “Ninja kick the damn rabbit! Do something!”- Mikey, watching Aesop & Son at April’s apartment, 1990
no im not playing hard to get im telling you sir its not that kind of phone line
Pizza guy: “122 and an 8. 122 and an 8? 122 and an 8! Terrific, where the heck is 122 and an 8?”
Mikey: “You’re standing on it dude. Just slip it down here.”
Pizza guy: “Hey, this is a 10. The tabs 13.”
Mikey: “You’re two minutes late dude!”
Pizza Guy: “Aw c’mon, I couldn’t find the place!”
Mikey: “Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.”
Pizza guy: “I gotta get a new route.”
Remember, nothing is as strong as family. Splinter- The New Ninja Turtle Movie 2014
“BOOYAKASHA!” – Mikey
I’ll say it once I’ll say it again, man I love being a turtle. End of TMNT 2 Secret Of The Ooze
Guard: Get back in there!
Mikey (Dressed like a girl) : You can’t possibly hit a girl, can you? But you know… a girl
CAN HIT YOU!! *roundhouse kicks the guard*
– 2003 Mikey
I think this is my fav. I mean there’s soooo many quotes I like that I hav to chose from. 😀
I Love Being A Turtle!!!!
“Maybe somebody outta tell ‘Em that we’re the good guys” -Donatello in first movie shredder fight scene
Wait! This is probably better!
Mikey: (whispering) My girlfriend’s totally hogosha!
“Hey angel cakes” -Mikey. I like it because in all the craziness that’s happening he stills super funny. (From the 2014 TMNT movie)
Donatello: Look, it’s Raph!
Michelangelo: Yeah, a little too Raph.
Raphael – “Yo Mikey! Toss me a ninja slice!” Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze
“Tonight, I dine on Turtle soup.”-The Shedder. This is also from TNMT 2 for NES.
Go ninja, go ninja, go!! – master splinter.
“wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”
“wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza” – Mikey
“Sorry still figuring out the buttons.”—Mikey
a jose canseco bat?! please tell me you didnt pay money for this!! -Raph
“My girlfriends totally the Hogoshaw” Mikey
we’re teenagers but we can still have…..adult conversations
Wise man say: “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.” – Michelangelo – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Lighten up Leo..
I don’t know but I bet it never had to look for a can opener!!!!!!
A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don’t forget: We’re turtles! -Leonardo
Donatello: “Hey, is this gonna work?”
Michelangelo: “Is, like, Schwarzenegger hard to spell?”
The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
My Master Yoshi’s first rule was, Possess the
right thinking. Only then can one recieve the
gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace.
Raphael: “Why? Why, oh I don’t know, ’cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?”
“But I don’t want to conquer Dimension X! I wanna conquer Earth!” Shredder to Krang in “Shredded and Splintered”. I always thought it was funny like, Shredder was some little kid crying to his dad because he didn’t got what he wanted.
“I made a funny” -Splinter
“ALL RIGHT! An all you can beat buffet!”
Raphael come sit with me.I have tried to channel your anger but more remains anger clouds DA mind turned inwards it is an unconquerable enemy you are unique amongst your brothers because you chose to face this enemy alone but as you face it do not forget them and do not forget me I’m here my son
“Leadership is not about being appreciated. It is about responsibility. It doesn’t matter that the burden is heavy, it matters that you carry it.” –Splinter, TMNT 2012
“Whiffer!” – Casey Jones when fighting Raphael in the 1990 film
There is so many good Tmnt quotes so I can’t pick a favorite but I can pick one I remember a lot xD This is from the new 2012 Nick Turtles Karai
*Leo brings Karai into the Shellraisher*
Raph: “You brought her inside! , Dude she’ll see all of our gear!!!” D:<
*Karai walks in looks around*
Karai: :/ "Yeah, because if Shredder finds out you have a ice cream lamp, it is over."
This moment was so funny besides the turtles Karai is my favorite character xD
Here is the ice cream lamp XD
*see all of our gear lol xD
Leo: Take the ugly one!!!
Raph: No!!! You take the ugly one!
Mikey: Which ones the ugly one?!?!?
Secret of the ooze
Is, like, Schwarzenegger hard to spell?
Raphael: Why? Why? Oh I don’t know, ’cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?
pizza with jellybean
God I love being a turtle~ Mikey from the first tmnt movie
A Jose Conseco bat? Tell me…You didn’t pay money for this?
“GO! MOVE IT WILL YA? ah your letting him blow right ya, can you believe this guy? come on don’t just- NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT, do SOMETHING!.” Michelangelo 1990 movie.
“Hey, Bogey? You did your job, now get outta here and let me do mine! These JV low lifes need to be taught a lesson!” – Casey Jones on his first meeting with Raphael
I want to throw another Jones quote in the running from the original comic, so I’m going to 😀
“Ah heck, I can’t take all the credit. I’d like ya to meet…the boys (pulls out two baseball bats). They’re dyin’ to meet ya!” – Casey Jones on his first meeting with The Shredder
Go! Move it, will ya? Aw, you’re letting him blow right by ya! Can you believe this guy? Come on! Don’t just…! Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! Do something!
“Mc Mikey” from the new movie. Love that seen.
“Cowabunga Dudes” original quote.
“No wait i should be the leader!” *silence* “i don’t have a good reason, i just think it would be me.” Mikey nickelodeon series
“We’re not Kung Fu frogs, we’re Ninja Turtles!”
“Wise man say, ‘Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'” – Mikey
Favorite line EVER!!!! 😀
Leo: “we’re ninjas”
Raph: “we’re mutants!”
Donnie: “well technically we’re turtles”
Miley: “and we’re teenagers but we can still have adult conversations!”
April: “so you’re ninja mutant turtle teenagers!”
Donnie: “when you put it like that it sounds ridiculous!”
“Evil Doesn’t Always Wear Pants.” Splinter to the turtles, 2014 version.
Like a turtle do!
“we’re not kung fu frogs, we’re ninja turtles”-Raph
“But what about the Christmas album? You’re the hype man!” – (MC) Mikey
“It feels SO GOOD to be SO BAD!” -The Shredder Best line ever in anything!
“Wise men say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.” Michelangelo
Mikey: I’m a snapping turtle fool. Snap, snap, snap. New TMNT movie
Raphael to Tatsu: “Ya know, if I had a face like yours, I’d try to make up for it with some sort of personality”
TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze
Raphael: You are so smug, y’know that? You think that the world revolves around you, don’t you? That we couldn’t possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh?! Well I’ve got a news flash for ya: We got along just fine without you!
Leonardo: And this qualifies as “just fine”?! Dressing up like it’s Halloween every night, risking the safety of our family?! I mean come on, what were you thinking?!
Raphael: Don’t push it Leo! You can’t leave home and come back expecting us to fall in line again, like your little soldiers!
Leonardo: Hey, I was training! Training to be a better leader! For you! Why do you hate me for that?!
Raphael: Whoever said I wanted to be led?! I’m better off calling my own shots, now get used to it.
Leonardo: You aren’t ready! You’re impatient, and hot tempered, and more importantly… I’m better than you! [Raphael laughs coldly]
Raphael: Oh, y’know something, big brother? I have to disagree with you on that one.
Donatello: It’s a Kodak Moment.
“Ninja kick the damn rabbit! Do something!” From the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. I can’t stop laughing at that when I see it!
“SHUT UP MICKEY”
“It was a shell of a good hit” Mickey 1st movie 🙂
Wise men say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.” Michelangelo
Donatello: “Ninja Pizza!”
Michelangelo: “Ninja Pizza?”
Donatello: “Pizza that vanish quickly, without trace.”
Is there any other kind??
There are so many to choose from KAWAII
Raph: Panthers, rams, bears, they even got dolphins. You’d think they have room for something a little more..reptilian
Donnie: The Turtles? My friend unfortunately the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with the stereotype of being velocity challenged.
Raph: Say what?
my favorite turtle is leo
“COWABUNGA!” [I woke up not too long ago and my brain is shot.]
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