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Most of your quotes will make it to our quotes page.

Our good friend and artist Nacho Diaz is reaching out to give fans his new TMNT art titled “Dark Side of the Pizza”. This awesome screen print shirt comes in black and green. Please check out his website to see all his cool designs. Nacho is an extremely passionate artist and we’re sure you would love his work.


Simply comment your favorite quote from any incarnation of TMNT. You may reference from any movie, episode, or even video game.


Qualified Submissions:

  • Must have valid U.S. Address
  • Must be 13+ to claim prize
  • Must claim your prize by email confirmation  within 48 hours of receiving email (otherwise new winner is chosen)


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Patricia August 23, 2014 - 10:41 am

“Never mess with a techy turtle” -Donatello

Jason August 23, 2014 - 10:42 am

“She called me Mikey!” from the first film. Not so much what Mikey says but how he says it. Makes me laugh everytime.

JoshNYC August 23, 2014 - 10:48 am

“good thing these guys aren’t lumberjacks”—Donnie “no joke! the only thing safe in the woods, would be the trees!”—-Mikey

Andrew Yowaiski August 23, 2014 - 10:49 am

Raphael You guys must be studying the *abridged* book of Ninja fighting.

Raphael: I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me?

Raphael: Good answer. Good answer!

Jewel Direwolf Haskins August 23, 2014 - 10:50 am

“Ninja, vanish! – Tatsu”

Callum Fox August 23, 2014 - 10:51 am

“Sir? Sir. Sir. Did you turn the computer on? Have you plugged it in? Yeah, that would help. No, I’m not playing hard to get. I’m telling you, sir, it’s not that kind of phone line. I’m not your enemy. I’m just Donnie, your friendly IT tech support here to help you 24-hours a day, sir. Yeah, I’m sorry. Ma’am!” – Don form 2007 film!

Elizabeth Fein August 23, 2014 - 11:01 am


Ally Kootsillas August 23, 2014 - 11:02 am

Donatello: Bossanova!
Michelangelo: Bossanova?
Donatello: Chevynova?
Leonardo and Michelangelo: Nah
Donatello: Excellent!!
All three: Yeah!!

Ryan Meagher August 23, 2014 - 11:02 am

Michelangelo: Wise men say, ‘forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza’!

Renais Bernard August 23, 2014 - 11:04 am

”Yeaaahhh we’ll find you. Okay that came out suuupper creepy, But we will find you though.” TMNT 2014

Brian T Fallon August 23, 2014 - 11:06 am

“Wise man says forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza” -mikey

Jason Grant August 23, 2014 - 11:07 am

“Wise men say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza” tmnt 1990

Jeff August 23, 2014 - 11:12 am

“Yeah…y-y-yeahhhhhh.” -Donnie

Nick Gieske August 23, 2014 - 11:15 am

“Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”- Mikey

Dave Beck August 23, 2014 - 11:15 am


Liliana Guerrero August 23, 2014 - 11:17 am

“All the good ones end in O”haha hahha *(Mikey) 1991 the secret of the ooze

Nick Gieske August 23, 2014 - 11:18 am

No, wait, I’ve got a better one. “Ninja kick the damn rabbit! Do something!”- Mikey, watching Aesop & Son at April’s apartment, 1990

Norma Rivera August 23, 2014 - 11:21 am


james August 23, 2014 - 11:22 am

no im not playing hard to get im telling you sir its not that kind of phone line

Duston D. Scott August 23, 2014 - 11:22 am

Pizza guy: “122 and an 8. 122 and an 8? 122 and an 8! Terrific, where the heck is 122 and an 8?”
Mikey: “You’re standing on it dude. Just slip it down here.”
Pizza guy: “Hey, this is a 10. The tabs 13.”
Mikey: “You’re two minutes late dude!”
Pizza Guy: “Aw c’mon, I couldn’t find the place!”
Mikey: “Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.”
Pizza guy: “I gotta get a new route.”

Lisa Crouse August 23, 2014 - 11:31 am

Remember, nothing is as strong as family. Splinter- The New Ninja Turtle Movie 2014

Re'Nell August 23, 2014 - 11:32 am


Kolin Olson August 23, 2014 - 11:35 am

I’ll say it once I’ll say it again, man I love being a turtle. End of TMNT 2 Secret Of The Ooze

Elfaryna Foo August 23, 2014 - 11:36 am

Guard: Get back in there!
Mikey (Dressed like a girl) : You can’t possibly hit a girl, can you? But you know… a girl
CAN HIT YOU!! *roundhouse kicks the guard*

– 2003 Mikey
I think this is my fav. I mean there’s soooo many quotes I like that I hav to chose from. 😀

Chris Tierney August 23, 2014 - 11:39 am

I Love Being A Turtle!!!!

Chris Adkins August 23, 2014 - 11:42 am

“Maybe somebody outta tell ‘Em that we’re the good guys” -Donatello in first movie shredder fight scene

Elfaryna Foo August 23, 2014 - 11:54 am

Wait! This is probably better!

Mikey: (whispering) My girlfriend’s totally hogosha!

-2014 Mikey

derpyninjas August 23, 2014 - 12:03 pm

“Hey angel cakes” -Mikey. I like it because in all the craziness that’s happening he stills super funny. (From the 2014 TMNT movie)

Elizabeth Ellen Gentile August 23, 2014 - 12:11 pm

Donatello: Look, it’s Raph!
Michelangelo: Yeah, a little too Raph.

Vesper Pena August 23, 2014 - 12:12 pm

Raphael – “Yo Mikey! Toss me a ninja slice!” Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze

Sheldon Bonada August 23, 2014 - 12:16 pm

“Tonight, I dine on Turtle soup.”-The Shedder. This is also from TNMT 2 for NES.

Michelle August 23, 2014 - 12:24 pm

Go ninja, go ninja, go!! – master splinter.

Milo August 23, 2014 - 12:24 pm

“wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”

Milo August 23, 2014 - 12:26 pm

“wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza” – Mikey

Joseph August 23, 2014 - 12:28 pm

“Sorry still figuring out the buttons.”—Mikey

Guest August 23, 2014 - 12:29 pm

a jose canseco bat?! please tell me you didnt pay money for this!! -Raph

SavageFace August 23, 2014 - 12:32 pm

“My girlfriends totally the Hogoshaw” Mikey

teresa mackey August 23, 2014 - 12:38 pm

Booyakasha- Mikey

Jesse James Jobin August 23, 2014 - 12:44 pm

we’re teenagers but we can still have…..adult conversations

Elizabeth JoAnn Parker August 23, 2014 - 12:44 pm

Wise man say: “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.” – Michelangelo – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

JR August 23, 2014 - 12:45 pm

Lighten up Leo..

Nicolas Hughes August 23, 2014 - 12:55 pm

I don’t know but I bet it never had to look for a can opener!!!!!!

Mario A Villarreal Méndez August 23, 2014 - 1:03 pm

“Exactamundo, amigo!”


Ashley Turner August 23, 2014 - 1:06 pm

A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don’t forget: We’re turtles! -Leonardo

Johnny Chadwick August 23, 2014 - 1:11 pm

Donatello: “Hey, is this gonna work?”
Michelangelo: “Is, like, Schwarzenegger hard to spell?”
The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)

Sarah Wheeler August 23, 2014 - 1:17 pm

My Master Yoshi’s first rule was, Possess the
right thinking. Only then can one recieve the
gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace.

Natalie A. Martinez August 23, 2014 - 1:21 pm

Raphael: “Why? Why, oh I don’t know, ’cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?”

Jon Richter August 23, 2014 - 1:24 pm

“But I don’t want to conquer Dimension X! I wanna conquer Earth!” Shredder to Krang in “Shredded and Splintered”. I always thought it was funny like, Shredder was some little kid crying to his dad because he didn’t got what he wanted.

Jamie Aust August 23, 2014 - 1:36 pm

“I made a funny” -Splinter

Emily Peterson August 23, 2014 - 1:39 pm

“ALL RIGHT! An all you can beat buffet!”

tyler bandel (on fb) August 23, 2014 - 2:01 pm

Raphael come sit with me.I have tried to channel your anger but more remains anger clouds DA mind turned inwards it is an unconquerable enemy you are unique amongst your brothers because you chose to face this enemy alone but as you face it do not forget them and do not forget me I’m here my son

Kathryn G. August 23, 2014 - 2:20 pm

“Leadership is not about being appreciated. It is about responsibility. It doesn’t matter that the burden is heavy, it matters that you carry it.” –Splinter, TMNT 2012

Pete Best August 23, 2014 - 2:46 pm

“Whiffer!” – Casey Jones when fighting Raphael in the 1990 film

Alexis August 23, 2014 - 3:03 pm

There is so many good Tmnt quotes so I can’t pick a favorite but I can pick one I remember a lot xD This is from the new 2012 Nick Turtles Karai
*Leo brings Karai into the Shellraisher*
Raph: “You brought her inside! , Dude she’ll see all of our gear!!!” D:<
*Karai walks in looks around*
Karai: :/ "Yeah, because if Shredder finds out you have a ice cream lamp, it is over."
This moment was so funny besides the turtles Karai is my favorite character xD
Here is the ice cream lamp XD

Guest August 23, 2014 - 3:03 pm

*see all of our gear lol xD

RaRool August 23, 2014 - 4:51 pm

Leo: Take the ugly one!!!
Raph: No!!! You take the ugly one!
Mikey: Which ones the ugly one?!?!?

Secret of the ooze

Fugitoid August 23, 2014 - 4:54 pm

Is, like, Schwarzenegger hard to spell?

Jarrett Tennis August 23, 2014 - 5:06 pm

Raphael: Why? Why? Oh I don’t know, ’cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?

Johnny Feng August 23, 2014 - 5:08 pm

pizza with jellybean

Larry Tesh August 23, 2014 - 5:12 pm

God I love being a turtle~ Mikey from the first tmnt movie

Tom Connors Jr. August 23, 2014 - 5:15 pm

A Jose Conseco bat? Tell me…You didn’t pay money for this?

Tyler Haynes August 23, 2014 - 5:25 pm

“GO! MOVE IT WILL YA? ah your letting him blow right ya, can you believe this guy? come on don’t just- NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT, do SOMETHING!.” Michelangelo 1990 movie.

Aaron Jackson August 23, 2014 - 5:25 pm

“Hey, Bogey? You did your job, now get outta here and let me do mine! These JV low lifes need to be taught a lesson!” – Casey Jones on his first meeting with Raphael

I want to throw another Jones quote in the running from the original comic, so I’m going to 😀

“Ah heck, I can’t take all the credit. I’d like ya to meet…the boys (pulls out two baseball bats). They’re dyin’ to meet ya!” – Casey Jones on his first meeting with The Shredder

Freebird Rodgers August 23, 2014 - 6:19 pm

Go! Move it, will ya? Aw, you’re letting him blow right by ya! Can you believe this guy? Come on! Don’t just…! Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! Do something!

Michelle Nathan August 23, 2014 - 6:40 pm

“Mc Mikey” from the new movie. Love that seen.
“Cowabunga Dudes” original quote.

Hannah Gunhus August 23, 2014 - 8:00 pm

“No wait i should be the leader!” *silence* “i don’t have a good reason, i just think it would be me.” Mikey nickelodeon series

Tom Montanaro August 23, 2014 - 8:15 pm

“We’re not Kung Fu frogs, we’re Ninja Turtles!”

Mariah August 23, 2014 - 8:53 pm

“Wise man say, ‘Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'” – Mikey

Favorite line EVER!!!! 😀

Travis b August 23, 2014 - 10:54 pm

Leo: “we’re ninjas”
Raph: “we’re mutants!”
Donnie: “well technically we’re turtles”
Miley: “and we’re teenagers but we can still have adult conversations!”
April: “so you’re ninja mutant turtle teenagers!”
Donnie: “when you put it like that it sounds ridiculous!”

Shannon August 23, 2014 - 11:09 pm

“Evil Doesn’t Always Wear Pants.” Splinter to the turtles, 2014 version.

sammy August 24, 2014 - 12:03 am

Like a turtle do!

Rob sock August 24, 2014 - 1:16 am

“we’re not kung fu frogs, we’re ninja turtles”-Raph

Jewel Direwolf Haskins August 24, 2014 - 1:39 am

“But what about the Christmas album? You’re the hype man!” – (MC) Mikey

R.I.O.T. August 24, 2014 - 4:17 am

“It feels SO GOOD to be SO BAD!” -The Shredder Best line ever in anything!

Arthur Sanchez August 24, 2014 - 10:30 am

“Wise men say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.” Michelangelo

Brian Whitt August 24, 2014 - 11:18 am

Mikey: I’m a snapping turtle fool. Snap, snap, snap. New TMNT movie

Jimmy Dean August 24, 2014 - 2:59 pm

Raphael to Tatsu: “Ya know, if I had a face like yours, I’d try to make up for it with some sort of personality”

TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze

Emma Hahn August 24, 2014 - 3:34 pm

Raphael: You are so smug, y’know that? You think that the world revolves around you, don’t you? That we couldn’t possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh?! Well I’ve got a news flash for ya: We got along just fine without you!
Leonardo: And this qualifies as “just fine”?! Dressing up like it’s Halloween every night, risking the safety of our family?! I mean come on, what were you thinking?!
Raphael: Don’t push it Leo! You can’t leave home and come back expecting us to fall in line again, like your little soldiers!
Leonardo: Hey, I was training! Training to be a better leader! For you! Why do you hate me for that?!
Raphael: Whoever said I wanted to be led?! I’m better off calling my own shots, now get used to it.
Leonardo: You aren’t ready! You’re impatient, and hot tempered, and more importantly… I’m better than you! [Raphael laughs coldly]
Raphael: Oh, y’know something, big brother? I have to disagree with you on that one.

TigerClaw305 August 24, 2014 - 6:40 pm

TMNT 1990
Donatello: It’s a Kodak Moment.

Babzilla Catarina August 24, 2014 - 10:34 pm

“Ninja kick the damn rabbit! Do something!” From the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. I can’t stop laughing at that when I see it!

Name August 25, 2014 - 12:13 am


Julain August 25, 2014 - 8:01 am

“It was a shell of a good hit” Mickey 1st movie 🙂

david lange August 25, 2014 - 11:34 am

Wise men say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.” Michelangelo

Bill Berry August 27, 2014 - 9:44 am

Donatello: “Ninja Pizza!”
Michelangelo: “Ninja Pizza?”
Donatello: “Pizza that vanish quickly, without trace.”
Michelangelo: “Ahh.”

Is there any other kind??

TMNTLover4Life September 3, 2014 - 2:44 am

There are so many to choose from KAWAII
TMNT 2003
Raph: Panthers, rams, bears, they even got dolphins. You’d think they have room for something a little more..reptilian
Donnie: The Turtles? My friend unfortunately the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with the stereotype of being velocity challenged.
Raph: Say what?

damian September 8, 2014 - 4:59 pm

my favorite turtle is leo

Elizabeth Fein January 12, 2015 - 3:02 pm

“COWABUNGA!” [I woke up not too long ago and my brain is shot.]

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