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Nickelodeon-Series

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series Quotes (Nickelodeon Series):

Quotes provided by Katie:

Donatello: Gentlemen, and Raphael

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Donatello: I give you, the future of ninjutsu!

Raphael: I always thought the future of ninjutsu would be taller.

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Raphael: You don’t flirt with the enemy Leo. You take them down!

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Donatello: Snake turned into a weed!

Michelangelo: Funny. You’d think he’d turn into a snake.

Raphael: Why would you think that?

Michelangelo: His name is snake…

Raphael: SO?

Michelangelo: You don’t understand science.

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Quote Provided by: Tonya Hopkins

[watching a “Tortoise and the Hare” cartoon on TV]

Michaelangelo: You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.

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Quote Provided by: Eric Bishop

Donatello: I can’t keep fighting alien technology with a six foot staff.
Splinter: Hmmm…. A seven staff… Interesting.
Donnie:  No, I meant using modern technology.
Splinter: Ahhhh… A solar powered staff.
Donnie: I’m serious sensei.

- Metalhead (episode 6)

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Quote Provided by: Patrycja Chudziak

Donatello: Booyakasha!!
Michelangelo: Sounds weird when he says it..
Raphael: Sounds weird when YOU say it!

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“New Girl in Town” episode (Nickelodeon)

“My name is Karai.  See you around.”

-Karai

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“I, Monster episode (Nickelodeon):

“Remember my son, everything you know I have shown you. But I have not shown you everything I know.”

-Master Splinter

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1987-Series

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes (1987 Series)

Quote provided by Eric Bishop:

Donatello: If i can match his frequency phase amplitude, I might be able to demodulate his cybernetic synopsis.
Michelangelo: Most excellent, dude, I was thinking the same thing, myself.

- The Making of Metalhead

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Raphael: We’re dealing with a real mind here.

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Donatello: Hang on, April! You wouldn’t last five minutes in a Ninja pizzaria! I love saying lines like that.

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Krang: If I had hands I would cover my ears, if I had them!

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Rocksteady: You sure this gonna give us them powers?
Shredder: Of course. Although you may have a little trouble getting a date on Saturday night.

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Leonardo: We turtles don’t know the meaning of the word ‘defeat’.
Michaelangelo: That’s right. We never bothered to look it up in the dictionary.

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Donatello: Lady, would you please leave?
Maid: Now, I won’t be any bother to you.
Donatello: Let me put it this way.
[lifts the mask to reveal his turtle face]
Donatello: Scram!
Maid: Mr. Baxter, you’ve been working too hard. You look kinda green.

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Shredder: [shouts] Fire At Will!
Bebop: Which one’s Will? Let’s see, theres Leonardo, Donatello…

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Donatello: What kind of idiot puts his name on a death machine?
Raphael: An idiot with an ego problem

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Shredder: Come along, you two.
Rocksteady: Oh, all we ever do is go up and down, up and down!
Krang: Sounds like the perfect job for a couple of yo-yos. I made a funny.

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Shredder: Destroy them all! Ha ha. Aw it feels so good to be so bad.

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Shredder: You have a brilliant brain, Krang!
Krang: Of course. It’s all I really am.

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Raphael: Gee Michaelangelo, I didn’t know you could drive.
Michelangelo: Well, I can’t. Cowabunga!

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[Shredder points a mutation reversal ray at the Turtles]
Michelangelo: Whuh-oh! It’s that retro-muto-thingamabob!
Donatello: He’s gonna use it to turn us back into ordinary turtles!
Raphael: Well, gang, looks like it’s back to the ol’ pet shop for us!
Shredder: Far from it. Tonight, I dine on turtle soup!

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Leonardo: [Turtle Tips on organic gardens] Even small gardens help to refurbish the soil.
Donatello: Yeah and these plants will help clean the air we breathe.
Raphael: And it makes great organic pizza, if you’re into that kind of thing.
April O’Neil: Who ordered the tomato, asparagus and kiwi special?
Michelangelo: Oh yuck. Dudes, if we’re growing pizza toppings, how about organic marshmallows?

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Donatello: But us, turtles, why must we stand alone against the forces of evil?
Michelangelo: Face it, man, it’s the only job we’re qualified for.
Donatello: Oh yeah, you’re right.

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2003-Series

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 Series)

Raphael: I’ll fill you in over dinner.
Michaelangelo: Dinner? Now you’re talkin’ my language.
Raphael: What language is that Mikey? Nitwit?

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Donatello: Piece of pie.
Michaelangelo: Mmm, piece of pizza pie!

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Michaelangelo: [after hearing about the Mousers] Boy, I’d sure hate to be a rat in this city. Oh, sorry Master Splinter.

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Raphael: I just want to apologize for earlier.
Leonardo: Okay, who are you and what have you done with our brother Raphael?

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Splinter: How many times have I told you not to sneak up to the surface?
Michaelangelo: This month?
Donatello: About 512, Sensai.

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Leonardo: Good news, Mike, your DVD collection survived.

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Casey Jones: Those things aren’t human.
Raphael: Well in case you haven’t noticed, neither am I.

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Michaelangelo: I feel like I’m in an ugly convention.
Raphael: Then you must feel right at home.

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Leonardo: I finished you off myself. You can’t be alive.
Shredder: Ha ha ha. You merely separated my head from my body. A courtesy I will gladly extend to you all, for none of you are leaving here alive.
[Laughs evilly]

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Leonardo: Like Master Splinter said, it’s not the weapon that’s important, it’s the Ninja wielding it.

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Michelangelo: They don’t call me “Air Mikey” for nothing.

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April O’Neil: I feel like I’ve gone from happily single to mother of four over night.
Splinter: Tell me about it.

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Splinter: Attacking a wounded soldier. You have no honor.
Shredder: I fight to win.

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Shredder: Like the Phoenix, I have risen from the ashes. And into my fire, you shall fall.

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Raphael: I smell smoke.
Donatello: I smell gas.
Raphael: Mikey.
Donatello: Not that kind of gas.

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Oroku Saki: I do not tolerate failure.
Dr. Baxter Stockman: Which is why you’d make a lousy scientist.

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Splinter: Donatello, your Battle Shell is a marvel of engineering. A true testament to your incredible mechanical skills. And I never want to see it in our home again.

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Fugitoid: Help. I’m being robo-napped.

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Leonardo: Are you guys thinking what I’m thinking?
Michaelangelo: That a great big serving of Kung Pao Chicken would be really good about now?

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April O’Neil: Don’t mind him he’s the village idiot.
Casey Jones: Hey.

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Utrom: We come in peace.
Shredder: But you will go in pieces.

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1990-Film

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Quotes (1990):

 

Quote provided by Christina:  
Leonardo: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O’Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
Raphael: Yeah, Leo – I’m crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
Donatello: But why?
Raphael: Why? Why – Oh I don’t know, ’cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?
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Quote provided by Robby: 
You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. *I* am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These… turtles.
- Master Shredder
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Casey Jones: Lead the way, Toots.
April: “Toots”?
Casey Jones: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah – Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I’m drowning.
April: Hey, you know what, that’s okay. I’ll do it myself.
Casey Jones: Fine, it’s up to you. Just don’t come around here asking for my help anymore.
April: Casey, I wouldn’t ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet.
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[Foot Soldiers broke in through windows]
Michelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy.
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Leonardo: Awesome!
Michelangelo: Righteous!
Donatello: Bossanova!
Michelangelo: “Bossanova?”
Donatello: *Chevy* Nova?
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[Raphael gets a mention from April on the news]
Donatello: I think he’s blushing.
Raphael: I am *not*.
Donatello: I think he’s actually turning red.
Donatello: [Raphael chucks a Sai that narrowly misses him] Hmm, maybe not
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[fighting Foot Soldiers]
Leonardo: One of these guys must know where they’re holding Splinter, so don’t knock them all out.
Michelangelo: [getting beat] I don’t think that will be a problem, Leo.
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Splinter: I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan’s finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin’s love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki’s face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone.
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Casey Jones: [to the Foot soldiers of Raph] You guys mind telling me what you’re doing to my little green pal over there, hm?
[sees April]
Casey Jones: Oh, who is the babe?
Leonardo: Who the heck is that?
Michelangelo: Wayne Gretzky on steroids?
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Splinter: Yes, Oroku Saki, I know who you are. We met many years ago in the home of my master, Hamato Yoshi.
[Shredder removes his mask to reveal his bite wounds]
Raphael: It’s him.
The Shredder: You. Now I will finish what I began with your EAR.
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1991-Film

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Quotes (1991):

Leonardo: Get it?
Donatello: Got it.
Raphael: Good.
Michelangelo: I don’t get it.

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Leonardo: I’m Leonardo.
Michelangelo: I’m Michaelangelo.
Donatello: Donatello.
Raphael: I’m Raphael!
Michelangelo: All the good ones end in “O”!

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Splinter: Their world can never be ours.
Michelangelo: Uh… Not even pizza?
Splinter: [after pause] Pizza’s okay.
[the turtles sigh with relief]
Michelangelo: Man, give a guy a heart attack.

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Shredder: Choose the best men of those that remain to follow the reporter. She’s the key to finding the creatures that did this to me.
Tatsu: Yes master. Next master, we rebuild the foot?
Shredder: No. There is only one thing next. Revenge!

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Michelangelo: [seeing Tokka and Rahzar] Hey didn’t we see these guys on WrestleMania?

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Splinter: You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both.

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Michelangelo: Hey, Dudes! Cowabunga says it all.

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April: The Rat is the cleanest one

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Donatello: The Perimeter’s Quiet.
Leonardo: Yeah, a little TOO quiet.
Donatello: Well THAT was easy.
Leonardo: Yeah, a little TOO easy.
Donatello: Look! It’s Raph!
Michelangelo: Yeah, a little TOO Raph.

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Donatello: Oh great.
Leonardo: Terrific.
Raphael: Wonderful.
Michaelangelo: Bummer.

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2014-Movie

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 Movie

Michelangelo: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chill! It’s just a mask, see? Don’t freak out.

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Eric Sachs (Master Shredder): Heroes aren’t born, they’re created. That’s what your father and I were trying to do, create heroes.

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Master Splinter: You live, you die, you fight as brothers!

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Master Splinter: Remember, nothing is as strong as family.

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Raphael: Spoken like a true boy scout.
Leonardo: You think I want to be the leader of this outfit, Raph? You think I wanted this. Splinter chose me. I’m just doing my duty.
Michelangelo: Ha. Doodie
Raphael: Some “duty” — risking our necks every night for surface-dwellers who’d lock us up in a zoo. You saw how that chick looked at us…
(STEPPING INTO THE LIGHT)
Like we were freaks.

The other turtles follow Raphael into the light. Leonardo shakes his head, disappointed in his brother. And this is the first time we’ve seen the turtles out of the shadows. They look like heroes, but a different kind of hero. They don’t relish their victory. They’re just teenagers. They’re freaking tired. And they want to unwind.

Michelangelo: Maybe if we save enough people, if we do enough good, we’ll be accepted up there. Whaddaya think?
Donatello: Grow up, Mikey…
Leonardo: I think… that we must be doing this for a reason. I just don’t know what that reason is.

The turtles shuffle into their lair. Leo keeps his armor and sword strapped on, but the others start slowly tossing off their armor and their weapons.

Splinter: The bonds of family are stronger than steel…

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2007-Film

TMNT Movie Quotes (2007)

Raphael: OK, Leo, I’ll bite. What’re we doing up here?
Leonardo: I told Splinter I’d get this team in shape again.
Michelangelo: Hey, I’ve been training. Since you’ve left, my video game scores have, like, doubled.
Leonardo: Right…

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April O’Neil: [observes Winters laying on floor] It’s Winters.
Michelangelo: Looks more like fall to me.

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Master Splinter: There is no place for excuses when you are the LEADER!

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Leonardo: This Nightwatcher character has been going around like some vigilante showboat, but his days are over.
Raphael: Hey, the Nightwatcher was the only one around to pick up the slack while you were gone. Crime didn’t take a break… YOU did.

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Casey Jones: [after seeing one of the monsters] You do realize that all I’ve got is a wooden baseball bat, right?

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Leonardo: Hothead.
Raphael: Splinter Junior.

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Michelangelo: Dudes, did anyone get the license plate number of that thing that hit us last night? Man, my head.
Donatello: Okay, that was just weird, first the Foot, then that hideous monster,
Michelangelo: Yeah, it looked like your mom, dude!
Donatello: Yeah, that would make her your mom too, dufus.
Michelangelo: Whatever.

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Narrator: Four turtles. Four brothers. Genetically reborn in the sewers of New York. Named after the Renaissance masters and trained as ninjas.

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Master Splinter: Ah, good morning boys!
Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo: Good morning Sensei.
Raphael: Sup’.

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Michelangelo: I’d give us a ten for style.
Michelangelo: An eight for skill.
Michelangelo: And a two for stealth.

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  • Christina

    Leonardo: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O’Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
    Raphael: Yeah, Leo – I’m crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
    Donatello: But why?
    Raphael: Why? Why – Oh I don’t know, ’cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?

  • Robby

    The Shredder: You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. *I* am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These… turtles.

  • Patrycja Chudziak

    Entry Quote for giveaway #3
    Donatello: Booyakasha!!
    Michelangelo: Sounds weird when he says it..
    Raphael: Sounds weird when YOU say it!

  • Stephanie

    Entry Quote for giveaway #3

    Raphael (To Michangelo): Are you an idiot? Let me rephrase that–you’re an idiot.

    • http://live.com hope

      That is totally what raph would say.

  • http://bringinguphopkins.blogspot.com/ Tonya Extine Hopkins

    Michaelangelo: [watching a “Tortoise and the Hare” cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.

  • Ghenesa

    Donatello: The Perimeter’s Quiet.
    Leonardo: Yeah, a little TOO quiet.
    Donatello: Well THAT was easy.
    Leonardo: Yeah, a little TOO easy.
    Donatello: Look! It’s Raph!
    Michelangelo: Yeah, a little TOO Raph.

  • Donnie12368

    Loe: One of these guys must know where splinter is, so dont knock them all out!!!

    Mikey: I don’t think that will be a problem, Leo!!!(GRUNTS)

  • Melanie

    Raph: Hey mikey are you sure you wanna…?
    (Mikey jumping up and down in line for the video game)
    Leo: Asked a stupid question
    TMNT Fast Forward

  • Melanie

    Splinter: No plan survives execution, it is how you react to the unexpected that will determine if you succeed.
    TMNT 2012

  • Fernando

    Michelangelo: You can’t just admit you were the “R” word. Wrong.

  • mickykun

    [Splinter] I had intended to one day pass this on to my daughter, but I would like you to have it.

    [April] It’s beautiful.I think we found my weapon.

  • Chan

    Shredder: you are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. i am your father.

  • http://teenagemutantninjaturtles.com/quotes#unique-identifier Katie

    (Nickelodeon series)

    Donatello: Gentlemen, and Raphael

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    Donatello: I give you, the future of ninjetsu!
    Raphael: I always thought the future of ninjetsu would be taller.

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    Raphael: You don’t flirt with the enemy Leo. You take them down!

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    Donatello: Snake turned into a weed!
    Michelangelo: Funny. You’d think he’d turn into a snake.
    Raphael: Why would you think that?
    Michelangelo: His name is snake…
    Raphael: SO?
    Michelangelo: You don’t understand science.

  • Katie

    (Nickelodeon series)

    Splinter: “He calls himself the Rat King”
    Michelangelo: Oh great! So now were letting the villains name themselves?! We gotta take him down!

    Donatello: “It’s like he has no brain!”
    Raphael and Michelangelo (At the same time): You mean like Mikey?”
    Michelangelo: “Dude you are so predictable.”

    Michelangelo: “Your real name is ‘pulverizer?'”
    Pulverizer: *Sighs* “No. It”s Timothy.”
    Donatello: “Focus Tim!”

  • Melanie

    Did anyone else notice?

    ’87 series
    Shedder: But you may call me the Shredder.
    Raphael: A Kitchen Utensil?

    Nickelodeon Series
    April: What does he do? (in reference to Karai’s dad)
    Karai: He’s into kitchen utensils, knives mostly.

  • Trey

    1990 live action film.

    Raphael: Damn.

  • Ola

    Raphael: A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me, you didn’t pay money for this?!

  • LegacyJedi Endordude

    Hey the tortoise and the hare quote is in the wrong section, it’s in the Nickelodeon cartoon section when it should be in the 1990 movie section.

    • Melanie

      agreed

  • Luis Rueda

    1990 Film
    Casey Jones: Lead the way, Toots.
    April: “Toots”?
    Casey Jones: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah – Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I’m drowning.

  • MinaRawr

    Help! I’m a turtle and I can’t get up! – Donatello

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

  • Charlie Cook

    Raphael: A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me… you didn’t pay money for this

  • grantvallone

    Leonardo: Look, it’s the Beaver’s hideout!
    Donatello: Oh, you mean that incredibly stylish four-story shopping mall?
    Leonardo: No. I mean that incredibly rundown warehouse NEXT to the mall.
    Michaelangelo: How come these gangster dudes always hang out in old, abandoned warehouses?
    Raphael: Because there aren’t any old, abandoned luxury penthouse suites.

    From “the Big Cufflink Caper!”

  • Pablo Granados

    The Shredder: You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together we will punish these creatures, these… turtles.

  • rubberto3

    1990 TMNT MOVIE

    Raphael: DDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN! (echos around city)

  • Guest

    Entry Quote for giveaway #3
    Donatello: Booyakasha!!
    Michelangelo: Sounds weird when he says it..
    Raphael: Sounds weird when YOU say it!
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    Casey Jones:
    Lead the way, Toots.

    April:
    “Toots”?

    Casey Jones:
    Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah – Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I’m drowning.

    April:
    Hey, you know what, that’s okay. I’ll do it myself.

    Casey Jones:
    Fine, it’s up to you. Just don’t come around here asking for my help anymore.

    April:
    Casey, I wouldn’t ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet.

    Casey Jones:
    At least I know she thinks of me…

    [Casey sprawls out on the porch swing; it breaks and he falls on it to the ground]

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    The Shredder:
    You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family.
    I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot.
    There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business.
    You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together we will punish these
    creatures, these… turtles.
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    Donatello:
    Nice night.

    Michaelangelo:
    Mm-hm. Pizza dude’s got thirty seconds.

    Donatello:
    Mm-hm. Hey Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight? I
    mean about what it would be like… You know, not having him?

    Michaelangelo:
    Hmm… Time’s up, three bucks off!

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    Raphael:
    Man, I love being a turtle!
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    Michelangelo:
    Sensei, are you all right?

    Master Splinter:
    [chuckles]
    We must do this more often.

    Master Splinter:
    Ee-yah!

    [kicks demon back into vortex]

    Master Splinter:
    I still got it!

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    Delivery Man:
    [searching for Michaelangelo’s address]
    OK, 122… 122 1/8? 122 1/8. Terrific. Where the heck is 122 1/8?

    Michaelangelo:
    [through the sewer grate]
    You’re standing on it, Dude! Just pass it down here!

    [the Delivery Man passes pizza through the grate, and $10 is passed up]

    Delivery Man:
    Gimme that!… Hey, this is a $10! The tab’s $13!

    Michaelangelo:
    You’re two minutes late, dude!

    Delivery Man:
    Oh, come on, I couldn’t find the place!

    Michaelangelo:
    Wise man say: “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.”

    Delivery Man:
    [walks away]
    I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere…

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    “The first rule of being a ninja is “Do No Harm” unless you mean to do harm, then do LOTS of harm” – Splinter

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    Raphael: “Does the phrase go suck a lemon hold any meaning for you?”
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    Donatello: You take the ugly one!
    Raphael: No, YOU take the ugly one!
    Leonardo: I’LL take the ugly one!
    Michelangelo: Which one’s the ugly one?!
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    April: [picks up phone] Donny?
    Donatello: April…
    April: Where are you guys? Did you find a new place to live yet?
    Donatello: Uh, yeah. It’s not much right now, but we’ll bring you down. We’ve only had time to get Splinter and pick up a few essentials.
    Michaelangelo: [holds up bags of potato chips] Yeah, the bare essentials.
    Donatello: The reason while we’re calling is, have you seen Raphael by any chance?
    April: Raphael?
    Donatello: Yeah, did he stop by or anything?
    April: No. Why, is he missing?
    Leonardo: You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Michaelangelo!
    Michaelangelo: Hey! I’m helping Donny! [he tries to pry the phone from him] Gimme the phone!
    Donatello: NO! [he flips Michaelangelo to the ground] So you haven’t seen him at all then, huh?
    Leonardo: Well, if she does, [loudly audible over the phone; April winces] tell him thanks for wasting our time, because instead of going out looking for The Foot and the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for him instead! [angrily slams a box down…onto Donatello’s foot]
    Donatello: Owww!
    April: What was that?
    Donatello: [still in pain] Leo says hi!
    Michaelangelo: Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone!
    Donatello: Oh, all right, all right, here!
    Michaelangelo: April, it’s Mikey, I’d just like to say HELLOOOOO! Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah…
    Donatello: WOULD YOU GIVE ME THAT?!
    [April laughs as they start arguing again]

  • xgenealex

    (Entry Quote for giveaway #7)

    Donatello: Booyakasha!!
    Michelangelo: Sounds weird when he says it..
    Raphael: Sounds weird when YOU say it!
    —————————————————————————————————————
    Casey Jones:
    Lead the way, Toots.

    April:
    “Toots”?

    Casey Jones:
    Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah – Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I’m drowning.

    April:
    Hey, you know what, that’s okay. I’ll do it myself.

    Casey Jones:
    Fine, it’s up to you. Just don’t come around here asking for my help anymore.

    April:
    Casey, I wouldn’t ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet.

    Casey Jones:
    At least I know she thinks of me…

    [Casey sprawls out on the porch swing; it breaks and he falls on it to the ground]

    ——————————————————————————————

    The Shredder:
    You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family.
    I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot.
    There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business.
    You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together we will punish these
    creatures, these… turtles.
    ————————————————————————————————————-

    Donatello:
    Nice night.

    Michaelangelo:
    Mm-hm. Pizza dude’s got thirty seconds.

    Donatello:
    Mm-hm. Hey Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight? I
    mean about what it would be like… You know, not having him?

    Michaelangelo:
    Hmm… Time’s up, three bucks off!

    ————————————————————————————————————-

    Raphael:
    Man, I love being a turtle!
    ————————————————————————————————————-

    Michelangelo:
    Sensei, are you all right?

    Master Splinter:
    [chuckles]
    We must do this more often.

    Master Splinter:
    Ee-yah!

    [kicks demon back into vortex]

    Master Splinter:
    I still got it!

    ————————————————————————————————————-

    Delivery Man:
    [searching for Michaelangelo’s address]
    OK, 122… 122 1/8? 122 1/8. Terrific. Where the heck is 122 1/8?

    Michaelangelo:
    [through the sewer grate]
    You’re standing on it, Dude! Just pass it down here!

    [the Delivery Man passes pizza through the grate, and $10 is passed up]

    Delivery Man:
    Gimme that!… Hey, this is a $10! The tab’s $13!

    Michaelangelo:
    You’re two minutes late, dude!

    Delivery Man:
    Oh, come on, I couldn’t find the place!

    Michaelangelo:
    Wise man say: “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.”

    Delivery Man:
    [walks away]
    I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere…

    ————————————————————————————————————-

    “The first rule of being a ninja is “Do No Harm” unless you mean to do harm, then do LOTS of harm” – Splinter

    ————————————————————————————————————-
    Raphael: “Does the phrase go suck a lemon hold any meaning for you?”
    ————————————————————————————————————-

    Donatello: You take the ugly one!
    Raphael: No, YOU take the ugly one!
    Leonardo: I’LL take the ugly one!
    Michelangelo: Which one’s the ugly one?!
    ————————————————————————————————————-

    April: [picks up phone] Donny?
    Donatello: April…
    April: Where are you guys? Did you find a new place to live yet?
    Donatello:
    Uh, yeah. It’s not much right now, but we’ll bring you down. We’ve only
    had time to get Splinter and pick up a few essentials.
    Michaelangelo: [holds up bags of potato chips] Yeah, the bare essentials.
    Donatello: The reason while we’re calling is, have you seen Raphael by any chance?
    April: Raphael?
    Donatello: Yeah, did he stop by or anything?
    April: No. Why, is he missing?
    Leonardo: You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Michaelangelo!
    Michaelangelo: Hey! I’m helping Donny! [he tries to pry the phone from him] Gimme the phone!
    Donatello: NO! [he flips Michaelangelo to the ground] So you haven’t seen him at all then, huh?
    Leonardo:
    Well, if she does, [loudly audible over the phone; April winces] tell
    him thanks for wasting our time, because instead of going out looking
    for The Foot and the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for
    him instead! [angrily slams a box down…onto Donatello’s foot]
    Donatello: Owww!
    April: What was that?
    Donatello: [still in pain] Leo says hi!
    Michaelangelo: Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone!
    Donatello: Oh, all right, all right, here!
    Michaelangelo: April, it’s Mikey, I’d just like to say HELLOOOOO! Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah…
    Donatello: WOULD YOU GIVE ME THAT?!
    [April laughs as they start arguing again]

  • Dustin

    Mikey: “Ninja kick the damn rabbit!”

  • Bart Luciano

    Michelangelo: Man, that’s your problem. If I was in charge of the weapons, I’d be firing at things all the time. That mailbox, blam. That newstand, boom. That port-a-potty, splat!

  • Mike Brown

    Mikey: pizza dude gots 30 sec

  • Arline

    Nickelodeon Serious , Karai Quote

    “You’re adorable. Stupid but adorable.”
    “You really know how to make a girl feel welcome.”

    Karai: “That’s all he talks about; Revenge, revenge, revenge.” Leo: “SO I take it you don’t approve?” Karai: “No, I’m cool with it, I just think he needs a hobby.”

  • Mharlon Oswaldo Vázquez

    Mikey: Booyakasaaaaa!! I don´t know waht it means, but I like to say it

  • TheBeast275

    PIzza Delivery Guy:22 and an eighth….22 and an eighth, where the heck is 22 and an eighth

    Michelangelo:your standing on it dude!

  • daghka

    Michelangelo: Dudes, did anyone get the license plate number of that thing that hit us last night? Man, my head.

    Donatello: Okay, that was just weird, first the Foot, then that hideous monster,

    Michelangelo: Yeah, it looked like your mom, dude!

    Donatello: Yeah, that would make her your mom too, dufus.

    Michelangelo: Whatever.

  • wmhechler

    Cowabunga – Mikey

  • JessicaAwesome

    Mikey: Wise man say: “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza.” (1990 Movie)

  • Gregory Estey

    Michelangelo: [staring at a neon sign for a palm reader] Guys, guys! check this out. A hand made made out of light.

    [Gasp]

    Michelangelo: Now it’s an eye made of light.

    [Gasp]

    Michelangelo: And the hand again! Now the eye’s back! Now the hand!

  • Daniel Hughes

    Michelangelo: A wise man once said ‘Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza’

    1990

  • TheTurtleGeek

    Raphael: “you think we scared ‘em off?”
    Leonardo: “nope.”
    Raphael: “you think somethin’ really horrible is comin’ now?”
    Leonardo: “yep.”
    -return of savanti romero part 1; 2003 series

  • naye

    Michelangelo: “Oh, and I want no anchovies. And I mean, no anchovies. You put anchovies on this thing and you’re in big trouble, okay?!”

  • Kevin Liao

    Donatello: Good thing these guys aren’t lumberjacks.

    Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods… would be the trees!

  • Sarah Grace

    The Shredder: “You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These…… turtles.”

  • holly. †

    Michelangelo: [staring at a neon sign for a palm reader] Guys, guys! check this out. A hand made made out of light.

    [Gasp]

    Michelangelo: Now it’s an eye made of light.

    [Gasp]

    Michelangelo: And the hand again! Now the eye’s back! Now the hand!

    • MIKEY_IS_MINE

      raph:{pulls mikey away} c’mon genius

  • Francisco Blas

    Raphael to Leonardo, 1987 series, ‘You’re a regular Abe Lincoln.’

  • jake

    mikey in first move: wise men say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza!

  • Ghenesa Paulma

    Quote Provided by: Eric Bishop

    Donatello: I can’t keep fighting alien technology with a six foot staff.

    Splinter: Hmmm…. A seven staff… Interesting.

    Donnie: No, I meant using modern technology.

    Splinter: Ahhhh… A solar powered staff.

    Donnie: I’m serious sensei.

    Metalhead (episode 6)

  • Kyle Mellman

    “You better hand over the phone, or so help me, I’ll kick your hairy butt all the way to New Jersey!” -Raphael 2012 series

  • Cien

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

    Splinter: Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be without honor!

  • Brian Burns

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

    Michaelangelo: (Sitting in April’s apartment watching the “Tortoise and the Hare”) Go! Move it, will ya? Aw, you’re letting him blow right by ya! Can you believe this guy? Come on! Don’t just…! Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! Do something!

  • Bryan J Byers

    Hero’s in a Halfshell Turtle power!!

  • Amelia Ball

    1990 film
    Donatello: Good thing these guys aren’t lumberjacks.
    Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods… would be the trees!

  • heatherspeaks493

    Splinter from 1990: ” now I will finish what I started with your ear!”

  • Alicia Arsenault

    Donatello: But us, turtles, why must we stand alone against the forces of evil?
    Michelangelo: Face it, man, it’s the only job we’re qualified for.
    Donatello: Oh yeah, you’re right.

  • Madeline

    April: I’d like to invite you all in but I really don’t have anything to offer you guys except for some… frozen pizza.
    Michaelangelo: Let’s go for it!
    Donatello: You said the magic word.
    April: You guys eat pizza?
    Michaelangelo, Donatello: Doesn’t everybody?

  • Alicia Arsenault

    Donatello: But us, turtles, why must we stand alone against the forces of evil?
    Michelangelo: Face it, man, it’s the only job we’re qualified for.
    Donatello: Oh yeah, you’re right.

  • Cassie

    Wise men say pizza is devine but never pay full price for late pizza. -Michaelangeo

  • Steven Bye

    The Shredder: You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together we will punish these creatures, these… turtles.

  • jenpope

    Remember my son, everything you know I have shown you. But I have not shown you everything I know.— Master Splinter

  • Pete Rosborough

    Michaelangelo: God, I LOVE *BEING A TURTLE*!

  • slackericeman

    Michelangelo – Pizza dudes got thirrrty seconds

  • Terry

    The Shredder: Now, let us make ourselves easier to find. The time has come… to RISE!

  • brcwyn

    Donatello: It’s not funny Raph, there’s a creature out there trying to hurt MY April! I mean our April… April.
    (Nickelodeon series)

  • Ágnes Szabó

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (1990):

    Splinter: I have always liked cowabunga.

  • Klara Ferencz

    Leonardo: “Boy do I hate spinach?” – from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles in Time.

  • Danielle Miočić

    (Entry Quote for giveaway #7)

    TMNT 2007

    Raphael: We live together, we train together, we fight together,
    we stand for good together… we are ninjas. We strike hard, defend
    and protected and fade into the night and there ain’t no bad guy or
    monster that gonna ever change that.
    That’s what is important and that’s why we will always be… brothers. Oh, I love bein’ a turtle.

    • mynameisnotmegan

      my fave quote EVER

  • DeejayCham

    Donatello: Booyakasha!!
    Michelangelo: Sounds weird when he says it..
    Raphael: Sounds weird when YOU say it!

  • Charles Angell

    Donatello: Help! I’m a turtle and I can’t get up!

  • Rain

    Leonardo: Are you guys thinking what I’m thinking?

  • 8-bits

    Leonardo: WHAT?!?! Theres a force field??!?!!!! WHY DIDNT U TELL ME??
    Donatello: Well…because I wanted us to fail!!……obviously I DIDNT KNOW!!

    • MIKEY_IS_MINE

      I remember that

      • Mikey_Loves_Pizza

        me too

      • Mikey_Loves_Pizza

        hey was the last time you where on hear was a year ago?

  • Ashley Fetz

    April O’Neil:
    This is great. I must really be on to something hot if they’re trying to kill me.

  • Matt Waugh

    Raphael: I’ll fill you in over dinner.
    Michaelangelo: Dinner? Now you’re talking my language!
    Raphael: What language is that Mikey? Nitwit?

  • Connor

    Kick the damn rabbit?

  • MIKEY_IS_MINE

    April: {hugs and kisses Donnie on the cheek}
    Donnie: {SHOOTS into outer space with a rainbow following} I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!!!!

  • MIKEY_IS_MINE

    Mikey: I SHOULD BE LEADER!
    all: looks at mikey.
    mikey: I don’t realy have a reason, I just think it would be neat.

    • Mikey_Loves_Pizza

      yes yes yes i really like you. you know your stuff about tmnt

    • RachellovesLOTR

      Lol

  • mynameisnotmegan

    raph: that is adorable. and sad. its (pauses for effect) sad-orable

  • Dingo

    Master Splinter: “The first rule of being a Ninja is to do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!”

  • genawadsworth

    how about this quote from donnetello its the funnyest its from nick series..its a crang sweet sixteen birthdayparty how am i sopposed to know!.. that one makes me laugh the most

    • Mikey_Loves_Pizza

      “Remember my son, everything you know I have shown you. But I have not shown you everything I know.”

      -Master Splinter

  • TMNT lover of all time

    TMNT 2003 : Shredder strikes back
    … Mikey:Kinda quiet out there.You think they all just went home?
    Raph: Yeah… We scared them up by running into a closet and locking the door!…

  • Mikey_Loves_Pizza

    Leonardo: We turtles don’t know the meaning of the word ‘defeat’.

    Michaelangelo: That’s right. We never bothered to look it up in the dictionary.